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Friday, April 25, 2008

how to pay karmically out the ass for your next 15 lives

be an arsonist, and decide to light the lovingly rebuilt, restored, revamped Lincoln Continental of a tattooed paramedic/firefighter nicknamed. . .well, nicknamed the name of a guy you probably wouldn't want to mess with, who happens to be good friends with most of the cops in Meth Central. Oh, and pay no attention to the Maltese Cross on the back window, the one that says "american association of firefighters." Yeah. Good luck. Have a nice life.

2 comments:

PDXMedic said...

Oh man, I heard about that! I am friends with that particular FF and would not want to mess with him.

(I was gonna see him at an event the other weekend, but he said, and I quote, "helicopters over hippies. Stupid whirlybird.)

That arsonist is gonna be lucky if it's just karma.

kmsw said...

it's such a small world, especially along the I-5 corridor.

that sounds exactly like something he would say. hehehe