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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

it was a really close shave


patient comes via ambulance with vague abdominal complaints. Doc goes to do a quick stool occult. Suddenly, from behind the curtain, we hear this:
"well, son, you've got somethin' shoved up there!"
I hastily cleared a private room.
a gentle reminder: never do anything you can't explain to the paramedics. or the ER staff.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

LOL. That is not the first of these that I have seen. Used to work in an ER and in xray and I have seen some very interesting things stuck in various places. From bottles of absolut to other unmentionables