nothing in this blog is true. . .but it's exactly how things are

which basically means that names, dates, locations, conditions, and everything else that might possibly lead to the discovery of someone's identity have been changed to protect the innocent, guilty, and terminally stupid.

Friday, October 19, 2007

some things I learned last week

a couple of nifty EKG rhythm tricks from some other cardiac nerds, firsthand knowledge of caffeine toxicity, a punch in the chest really can start a flatlined heart beating again, and- of utmost importance- shoving vicks vaporub up your nose too many times in one night may indeed keep the dookie odor out and clear the sinuses, but it can also make your nose bleed.